Teacher Bus, Take Me Away!
We went on a “bus takes you to odd outdoor spots to be entertained” trip once. It was mostly awful. The performers were entirely unrehearsed, the locations windy enough to render them inaudible anyway, and the bus was cold and smelly. It was the exact opposite of the experience at the Whisked Away Cabaret, during which riders enjoy acclaimed, respected entertainers including the Capacitor Dance Company, Pi Clowns, and musician Ben Creed. In between stops, the famously comfy and sleek Teacher Bus needs only DJ Alxndr to become a truly deluxe party vehicle complete with dancefloor, couches, and champagne.